Colt McCoy & Jordan Shipley Pillow Talk

CM: Today was exhausting…I am so tired from football practice.

JS: Practice was good today. You threw a lot of footballs.

CM: And you caught a lot of footballs. Hey! No cleats in bed.

JS: Sorry, I forgot. Don’t tell coach.

CM: I won’t.

JS: Oh, and don’t forget to take off your helmet.

CM: Dang it, I always forget. Haha, look, Helmet-hair!

JS: Nice…G’night, Colt.

CM: G’night, Shipster…

JS: …

CM: …

JS: Pssssssssst, Colt?

CM: …

JS: You still awake?

CM: Yeah buddy, what’s up?

JS: Whatcha thinkin’ about?

CM: …touchdowns.

JS: Me too!

CM: …

JS: …

CM: …

JS: I can’t sleep.

CM: Why?

JS: It’s just…you know, there’s a lot of things on my mind.

CM: What’s on your mind, Shipper?

JS: Football things. Like, things that…oh never mind, you wouldn’t understand.

CM: Try me.

JS: Do you remember the time you threw me that touchdown pass?

CM: Yeah.

JS: And do you remember that other time when you could have thrown the ball to anyone, but you threw it to me?

CM: Of course I do. Why?

JS: Well…can you keep a secret?

CM: Of course I can, Big Ship!

JS: Sometimes, when you throw the ball to me, I worry that I won’t catch it.

CM: Really?

JS: Yeah, but don’t tell anyone.

CM: Are you kidding? You always catch the ball.

JS: Hey, you’re right, I do!

CM: It’s like your hands are made of big nets. Ha, you’re Mr. Net-Hands!

JS: Haha!

CM: (jumps up and down on bed) NET-HANDS!!! NET-HANDS!!!

Coach Mack Brown: You boys keep it down in there! We have football in the morning!

CM: (rolling eyes) We ALWAYS have football in the morning.

Coach Mack Brown: What was that?

CM: Nothing!

JS: Sorry coach…

Coach Mac Brown: Alright now, you boys get some sleep.

CM: …

JS: …

CM: …Hey Jordan?

JS: What?

CM: I meant what I said, you know, about touchdowns.

JS: Really?

CM: Shhh…you heard coach. I really do, Jordan.

JS: You think anyone knows we’re roommates?

CM: Naw. Let’s keep it our little secret.