Class of 2010 Graduation Catalog
Graduation time is upon us, and what better way to commemorate the occasion than by purchasing some of these high-quality, reasonably-priced, and seemingly-arbitrary assortment of Longhorn-branded items. Your friends and family will be enchanted with your purchase of these Bevo-approved products!
Graduation Announcements
Let your family and friends share in your graduation experience with these fine, double-embossed graduation cards. Order now and receive free shipping.
A: Cap Throw (pack of 50) $25.99
B: Simple Cap (pack of 50) $20.45
C: College Memories (pack of 50) $24.99
D: Elegant (pack of 50) $23.49
*all prices do not include sales tax
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2 in 1 Bevo-poo & Conditioner
$19.95 For only $19.95, you can cleanse yourself with this specially-blended formula of herbs and oil specially-selected from the UT Botanical Gardens. This freshly-scented shampoo and conditioner carries notes of sandalwood and bevo. All materials are certified cruelty-free by a bunch of those whiny college vegetarians. |
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Hook ‘Em Burnt Orange Beans
$5.99 Enjoy these fine, freshly-harvested pinto beans from West Texas. They go perfectly with UT Burnt Orange Queso to make Longhorn Bean Dip! Also available: Longhorn BeanDip — $14.99 |
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Official UT Horse
$96,999.99 Celebrate your collegiate career with this specially-bred Palomino, which comes with equestrian training, stable rental, and a supreme sense of entitlement. Order now! |
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