Global climate change only a threat for earth’s weak inhabitants
WASHINGTON—Recently released information about the damage of global climate change revealed that its impacts are only adverse for the weaker and feebler inhabitants of the earth. “Global climate change increases the strength of hurricanes, which only poses a real threat to people who are physically inferior,” said principle scientific investigator Dr. Robert Blackwell. “Fortunately, our society is filled with big stronog men and able women.” Blackwell also commented on how far away his home is from the Arctic. “I don’t know why everyone’s in such a tizzy over some tiny glaciers 1,000 miles away. If they melt the a few penguins will die; no biggie.”
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