- I’m a stress vegetarian.
- Your roommate’s beta fish becomes the first of his kind to receive too much attention.
- OH SHIT! I’ve had WinRaR on my computer for more than 40 days! What if they find out?!
- Leslie AND the Wendy’s guy moved away. They plan to start an entire family for RTF majors to film patronizing documentaries about.
- The campus smoking ban will decrease campus sexiness by 47%.
- Dude, let’s go play cakeball.
- On a recent trip to her date’s bathroom, environmentalist Terri Johnson will be torn between masking poop sounds and wasting water.
- Well, my mom found UTexas memes.
- Remember Greeks, high schoolers are discouraged from attending Round-Up weekend. So please discourage them with bright colors, free beer, and Wiz Khalifa.
- Chingo Bling will be visiting campus to give a speech. That’s funny, right?
- UT has made camping on campus illegal. Sorry, Xzibit.
- I’m craving southwestern-style chicken eggrolls. Do you want to eat out or in?
- Austin is the live music capital of the world. So basically, Austin is the Beijing of live music.
- Even if they sold clitoris lollipops, its not like guys could ever find them.
- I love sharing Google Docs because watching someone type makes me feel like I’m in So Weird.
- But I’m 21 by credit hours!
- After 500 episodes, Bart Simpson doesn’t look a day over season 7.
- Those business majors always wanna starch shit.
- Happy birthday! Make love by cake candlelight, fatty.
- Youyous are predictably not as popular as memes.
- 5-year-old Tommy Patel attempts to conceals his crayon error by smudging another color over it.
- You can’t call yourself a physicist. That’s a title you earn. Like knighthood.
- A lonely Econ major will find optimization of self interest with ‘visible hand’
- I don’t give a shit what they put in Taco Bell meat until I take a shit.
- Coldtowne Theater - Live Improv, sketch, and stand-up comedy
- Last Gas Comedy - Everything Austin Comedy
- The New Movement Theater - Improv and comedy classes
- Travesty Archives - All the way back to 2002
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Wow Grandpa, we really have nothing in common.
By mrdapurr
22/01/2012 9:04 amWow u sound very selfish dialysis means your grandpa is at the end of his life. he grew up in a different world than us regarding racism if u were surrounded by it growing up u would understand we haven’t really experienced a life with racism in government and politics. try indulging him with interest in his areas of interest .just wait till your dying and all your grandkids want to talk about is videogames and not hiphop “hip hop is old” they will say imagine how that would feel that they have no interest in there predisesers life. pretty shity huh!
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UT to finally provide domesticated partner benefits
By Brynell
30/09/2011 6:06 pmThanks for the great info dog I owe you bgitigy.
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Texas Midterm Political Watch
By Sandy
30/09/2011 3:01 pmI guess finding useful, reliable information on the itnenert isn’t hopeless after all.
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Herschel Weingrod
By AustinFilmFestival
26/09/2011 6:00 pmHerschel Weingrod will be attending this year’s Austin Film Festival as a guest speaker on numerous panels, including Roundtable: The Creative Side and The Art & Craft of Screenwriting. Come by and check it out!
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Wow Grandpa, we really have nothing in common.
By Hikaru Shidou
15/05/2011 9:02 pmmy grandparents are dying..
i’m reading the wrong website,
going back to http://www.animesuki.com
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