Student unsure whether to bring Colt 44 or Beretta M9 to sociology class today

AUSTIN—Sophomore Courtney Abrell’s trip to her Tuesday afternoon sociology class became increasingly more complicated when she was left with the decision to either carry her Colt 44 or Beretta M9 to class along with her that day. “Ever since they started allowing guns on campus, getting ready for class has been so much more difficult,” Abrell said, checking the mirror to see if her Colt 44’s ridged chambers matched her mauve shirt. “I just don’t know if I’m going to need the Colt’s reliable firepower or the Beretta’s low recoil to defend myself today.” As of press time, Abrell’s boyfriend Timothy Milford is attempting to cover her eyes from behind and surprise her during lunch.