New Basketball Recruit Accidentally Attends Class
CAMPUS – Today, top basketball prospect Jared Williamson accidentally attended his first Introduction to Psychology lecture on his way to the gym. “I don’t know what I was thinking. I was on my way over to coach’s office to watch some film, and next thing I know, I’m taking notes about Freud,” said Williamson. The starting center has not made such a flagrant error since high school, when he mistakenly took an Algebra II test without cheating. After the ordeal, Jared was immediately checked out by team doctors. They have recommended at least two weeks of physical therapy and free tuition.
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