November 11, 2014 BRENTWOOD, TN—Having lost all sense of individuality to the plight of parenthood long ago, area mother of three Debbie... more
November 11, 2014 Point: You mean so much to me. I will be with you forever. I can still remember the first time I laid eyes on you. I... more
November 11, 2014 AUSTIN—Tensions boiled over on a cold, windswept playground Tuesday as 8 year-old chess champion Billy Stevens was... more
November 11, 2014 Here’s Mack, short for McArthur Kensingworth Tulane Philips Sánchez. He’s a 6-year-old pup with such big brown eyes... more
November 11, 2014 CORCORAN, CA – After successfully obtaining a marriage license to wed a 26-year-old woman, former cult leader Charles... more
November 11, 2014 MOSUL, IRAQ—In an undisclosed mountainous region, Islamic militant Abdul Al-Sahad is reportedly just not in mood to... more
November 11, 2014 FREDERICKSBURG, TX—This holiday season, grandmothers throughout the nation have rallied together to let you know that... more
November 11, 2014 by Clinton Poppler, Target Night Shift Manager All you subordinates listen up. I just want to remind you of two things... more


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