October 10, 2014 HOUSTON — No longer capable of ignoring his owner’s rodent-like features, local tabby cat Tortillo can’t wait for his... more
October 10, 2014 AMARILLO, TX — As they were packed onto different conveyor belts, a cow destined for a McDonald’s Big Mac reportedly... more
October 10, 2014 After disappearing from public view for nearly a month, Kim Jong Un has finally resurfaced. We have the insider scoop... more
October 10, 2014 Ryan Keith McCann, Senior Food Critic of the Texas Travesty Disclaimer: the following is a report on crimes against... more
October 10, 2014 At the start of the 21st century, Ana Marie Cox was one of the first journalists to bring blogging with a satirical... more
October 10, 2014 by Raven-Symoné, Thresher of the Waves Let’s get one thing perfectly clear. I am more than what others may call me.... more
October 10, 2014 AUSTIN – Learning that the latest Supreme Court ruling may lead to nearly 30 states legalizing gay marriage, local gay... more
October 10, 2014 Ryan Keith McCann, Senior Food Critic of the Texas Travesty Don’t worry guys, I missed y’all too. But let’s be honest... more
October 10, 2014 FLOWER MOUND, TX — Local Jiffy Lube associate Giuseppe Soriano remains nervous that his customers will ask for a happy... more
October 10, 2014 Marpet Finkelstein MILKMAN Most young kids wanna be professional athletes or astronauts when they grow up, but I... more


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