April 4, 2014 JEFFERSON, MS – After heightened concern over the health of his genitals, Harrison Bawles had his prayers answered when... more
April 4, 2014 AUSTIN – Sources confirm that recreational Bob Marley shirt wearer Chuck Johnson is definitely going to change the... more
April 4, 2014 PHOENIX, AZ - With nothing to call home but a 2000 Honda Civic, the Roberts family wish they were at least living in a... more
April 4, 2014 PORTLAND, OR – Over a lovely dinner of quiche, distressed mother of two Brenda Kouzy mistakenly assumed incorrectly... more
April 4, 2014 AUSTIN – After months of rigorous training, hard work and smoking multiple packs of American Spirits a week, UT... more
April 4, 2014 COMPTON, CA – Citing his childhood spent growing up in some of the roughest neighborhoods and coldest streets in... more
April 4, 2014 HOUSTON – After making repeated requests, 42 year-old Randy Ford has become progressively irritated that his son Mitch... more
April 4, 2014 SEATTLE - While listening to satellite radio in his friend’s Buick, Paul Martin became concerned that his friends would... more
April 4, 2014 NEW YORK – Local lonely man Eduardo Quinceanero decided to go to the park hoping to join in a pickup game of friendship... more
April 4, 2014 HOUSTON – After returning from one of her weekly trips to Dress For Less, local mom Sandra Wilkerson eagerly showed her... more


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