May 5, 2015 BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Melissa Berger, heiress to the Berger’s Body Butter fortune, told reporters that her father had... more
May 5, 2015 By: Cameron Carmine, Open-minded Scientist They say college is supposed to be the best four years of your life... more
May 5, 2015 I must confess, it’s been quite a while since I first served as the Texas Travesty’s Senior Food Critic. But I am... more
April 4, 2015 AUSTIN — While uploading PowerPoint slides and practice questions to his History of World War II Canvas page, UT... more
April 4, 2015 FRANKFORT, KY - In a rousing speech at a Kentucky campaign event, Rand Paul officially announced his intention to... more
April 4, 2015 PROVO, UT -- On the verge of being sacrificed with a combination of malevolent magic and a big sharp knife to please... more
April 4, 2015 BRENHAM, TX -- After accidentally barging into his father’s room, 6 year old Danny Levine was confused as to whether or... more
April 4, 2015 BOISE, IDAHO — Authorities recently found the bodies of four meddling teenagers in the creek behind Old Man Withers’... more
April 4, 2015 HOUSTON, TX -- After years of leaning into your ear to whisper that he can get you a part time job anytime, local... more
April 4, 2015 WASHINGTON, IOWA -- Leaders from the National Federation of the Blind gathered in Washington on Wednesday night to... more


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