March 3, 2015 LYNCHBURG, VA - At a press conference held today, Canadian-born Republican Ted Cruz announced plans to run for... more
March 3, 2015 SANTA FE, NM— After killing off scores of beloved characters from his wildly popular Game of Thrones series, creator... more
March 3, 2015 MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Cracking a joke about the weather as he took a sip from his beer, area “funny friend” Ray Erdedy paused... more
March 3, 2015 LONDON - Fans across the world celebrated Wednesday as members of the legendary rock band Led Zeppelin announced they... more
March 3, 2015 AMERICA’S PSYCHE—Prompted by the increasingly habitual maladroit maneuvers televised at this year's Oscars, a recent... more
March 3, 2015 WASHINGTON D.C.— American multinational investment banking firm Goldman Sachs obtained the American legislative branch... more
March 3, 2015 Point: Tony’s a total asshole and doesn’t deserve you, Becca? You’re beautiful, OK?! Hey, there there. Come here.... more
March 3, 2015 AUSTIN - An area friend group reached the admirable conversational achievement of communicating solely in Workaholics... more
March 3, 2015 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Toyota recently signed a deal with presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, that will prompt the... more
March 3, 2015 AUSTIN - University of Texas sophomore Grant Kilroy has consistently created the Google Doc for every exam in his HIS... more


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