November 11, 2015 After selecting ten hand-sized mirrors at the local CVS, narcissist Billy D. Dang decided to use the self-checkout lane... more
November 11, 2015 PITTSBURGH – During a particularly riveting episode of Cake Boss, avowed McDonald’s fan Rick Humpf discovered that the... more
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November 11, 2015 Two months into his fall study abroad program in Barcelona, Jessie Barnes has learned a bit about Spanish culture and... more
November 11, 2015 NEW ORLEANS — After successfully neglecting the needs of her houseplants to the point of death, local woman Candace... more
November 11, 2015 LUBBOCK, TX — Marveling at the incredible potential of his newfound skill, area man Tyler Johnson has begun using... more
November 11, 2015 CUPERTINO, CA — Keeping true to their promise of innovation, Apple replaced their MacBook’s outdated disc... more


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