March 3, 2014 AUSTIN – After scoring the last plate of hash browns in the Jester Dormitory cafeteria, freshman Jacob Paulson received... more
March 3, 2014 AUSTIN – Beaming with pride after a long night of grading essays,TA Sandra Kraemer announced that a student’s failing... more
March 3, 2014 by: Leslie Pemperton, Future former mother The sanctity of human life means everything to me. Abortion is murder, no... more
March 3, 2014 AUSTIN – After years of the relentless torment from his better-looking friends and classmates, freshman student Michael... more
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March 3, 2014 DALLAS - After weeks of anticipation, forty-seven-year-old Douglas Pleener is hoping that tonight’s Drake concert will... more
March 3, 2014 HOUSTON – After hearing about the violent protesting in Venezuela over the past two weeks, Americans everywhere felt... more
March 3, 2014 AUSTIN – Jacob McKinney’s collection of Stetsons, trilbies, bowlers, and fedoras, along with McKinney’s insistence on... more


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