January 1, 2015 AUSTIN - Pulling from his desk drawer the parchment as soft and supple as a newborn chamois, new UT professor Dr.... more
January 1, 2015 MADISON, WI -- Upon returning to the United States, University of Wisconsin Senior Ben Incandenza realized he had spent... more
January 1, 2015 Why have the club going up on a Tuesday when Carly will send it up 24/7? Get to know her and this two-year-old... more
January 1, 2015 The Texas Travesty brings you the exhaustive, authoritative report of 2015. We covered everything. What a year! Top... more
January 1, 2015 Jimmy O. Yang, who moved to the US from Hong Kong when he was 13 years old, has quickly established himself as a rising... more
December 12, 2014 W. Kamau Bell, creator and host of the late, great Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, has recently been performing all... more
December 12, 2014 NORTH POLE—The last few decades of global warming has wreaked havoc in the arctic, where it has caused massive habitat... more
December 12, 2014 T’was the night before Christmas, at Tim Burton’s house Where the Big Eyes director, now divorced, did grouse. Down... more
December 12, 2014 by Bobby Pasolina, Child Who Now Has a Very Confused Idea of What Christmas is It happened last Christmas Eve. I was... more
December 12, 2014 •3 piece suit from Jos. A. Bank •Hand-me-down Ansel Elgorts •The annual card from Daddy and new Mommy in Hawaii •The... more


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