Case: Jaxon, are you awake?
Jaxon: Yeah Case, it’s only 9 o’clock.
Case: Whatcha thinking about?
Jaxon: Dude, for the last time, I’m not thinking about anything. Why do you keep asking me that?
Case: Well, I mean, our brothers are besties and I just thought, I don’t know, maybe we could be best friends too.
Jaxon: I have lots of friends already. Like, we’re cool and all, but I think you’re trying too hard. My brother was the one who filled out the roommate request form, not me.
Case: I’m just excited to throw you touchdowns! You’re going to be my number one receiver Ship Ship and I’m going to be the best quarterback in Texas! Coach Mack said so!
Jaxon: Ship Ship? Dude, what is that?
Case: Oh nothing…so want to
watch some “Walker Texas
Ranger” before we go
to bed?
Jaxon: That’s still on TV? I’m good man, I’m about to go out soon.
Case: Oh! Where ya going?
Jaxon: Nowhere…
Case: Oh…ok…but isn’t it just so great that we’re living together! Just like Colt and Jordan, yes sir!
Jaxon: Look, everyone thinks we’re supposed to be just like our brothers because we’re playing football at UT, but I’m not Jordan and you’re not Colt.
Case: What are you talkin’ about Jaxon, I’m just like Colt!
Jaxon: Um, didn’t your brother start as a freshman?
Case: …
Jaxon: …
Case: … fuck you.
