What’s a Google Wave, you ask? Why, it’s the future, you see! Sure, it’s 2009, but with Google Wave you’ll feel light years ahead. Google Wave provides beauty, performance, aptitude, longevity, fantasy and sheer value all in one sleek, modern package. The new, improved Wave-On technology inside Google Wave means you’ll never be out of the loop again! Well-cut and gently trimmed, Google Wave is available at respected retailers in your town.

The In-Crowd is using Google Wave! At the heart of every Google Wave is the swingin’ space-age power of Wave-On Technology. Have you gotten your Wave-On lately?

Ladies, Google Waves are not just for the men; you can use them too! Keep in touch with fellow homemakers by chit-chatting about the latest ways to clean the house, prepare meals, and grant your husbands every wish. Ensure that your husband continues to love you by purchasing a Google Wave today!

Hop on a bandwagon and buy a Google Wave! Sure, you could get by with your old Google, but who would want to when there is a Google Wave about to crash down on top of you? Get on a Google Wave as soon as possible!

Here’s what people have been saying about Google Waves:

“I tried to surf on a Google Wave, but after an hour of it I realized I was standing in the middle of the study wearing nothing but my swim trousers and singing the Beach Boys!”
—Marty Saunders, Satisfied Customer

“You could do business without Google Wave. But why on Google Earth would you want to?”
—Lawrence Jacobson, Editor of Time Magazine

“There be a dark magic in those Google Waves, and I don’t trust ‘em.
I don’t trust ‘em one bit.
I’ve been praying every night for God to come down and kill the Google Waves before they get too powerful.”
—Melvin Lymans,
Concerned Citizen

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