Someone is Following You Home
It was a dark and stormy night, and Katie hated leaving campus so late. She got inside of her 2009 Mercedes S-Series that her dad purchased and headed back toward the Tri-Delt house. Suddenly, this guy in a really big truck pulled up behind her and started following really closely while flashing his headlights every couple of minutes. Katie took unexpected turns and even ran red lights, but the guy kept following her. Finally, she pulled into the Tri-Delt driveway and jumped out of the car screaming. Her sorority sisters came outside to see what was going on. The guy in the truck pulled in right behind her and yelled, “Stop! Don’t go inside the house!” Katie asked him, “Why not? Is there an axe murderer in my backseat or something?” The guy in the truck shook his head. He simply thought Katie was a sweet piece of ass and wanted her number. They ended up dating for four years before breaking up because Katie wanted to go to law school and he wanted to go to medical school, and they didn’t want to do the long distance thing.

The Story By the Guy Who Didn’t Know Where He Was Going With it Before He Started the Story
It all started on a dark and stormy night, and there was this bad guy. Like a really mean guy, right, and he was like this serial killer who was just like super scary and stuff. Um...and then there was this girl that he wanted to kill. And then this one night he tried to kill her but she was all like, “No, don’t kill me! I don’t want to die yet because I need to go to college tomorrow,” and then he was all like, “MWAHAHAHAHAAA, I have a giant knife so I don’t care what you think!” And then she was all like, “No! What if we go back to my place and I do you!” And he was like, “Yeah...let’s do it.”

Cool Runnings: Fright Sled
On the dark, impoverished island of Jamaica, four men were joined together by fate. Unknowingly, they would be sent to the frozen hell known to the ancients as “Canada.” Their only guidance came from a reluctant Ogre, a beast that stood 20 hands high, weighed 100 stones, drank mead by the barrel and was a former disgraced Olympic athlete. The Ogre forced the unsuspecting men down a never-ending frozen path, where they flew into the dark unknown and were equipped with inferior brakes. The men crashed and the only survivors were Senka’s lucky egg and the men themselves. As demons from all the land chanted on, they marched on the frozen path to the finish line, with a moral victory as their only prize.

Terror on San Pedro
One dark stormy night, your roommate got angry at you and pissed in your shampoo bottle…AND YOU NEVER FOUND OUT.

The Silent Killer
On a dark stormy night, Lilly walked to her bullshit Anthropology class that she hadn’t yet attended that semester. When she found a seat in the auditorium, her professor revealed that today the class would be taking their mid-term. In sheer panic and terror, Lilly sat next to the artsy kid with square glasses that looked smart. Once she received the exam, she carefully reached into her bag but realized she didn’t have a No. 2 pencil or a blue book. Terrified, Lilly sprang towards the doors of the exam room, desperate to Q-drop the class, but the deadline to do so had passed and her GPA was MURDERED! She was then eaten by zombies shortly after.

The Haunting in the Student Union
One dark and stormy night, a famished student waited in line at Wendy’s for 10 minutes only to discover that they only had Frosty’s available in vanilla. Fucking vanilla.