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Editor-In-Chief Ross Luippold
Managing Editors
Stephen Short
Thejaswi Maruvada
Design Director Matt Hutcheson
Associate Editor Matt Ingebretson
Lead Designer Alyssa Peters
Publicity
Sara Nienkerk
Zak Kinnaird
Michael Prohaska
Web Team
Gatlin Johnson
Chelsey Delaney
Web Adviser Susan Payne
Writing Staff
Dan Treadway
Matt Lester
Jon Neal
Stephen Stecker
Malcom Wardlaw
Design Staff
Libby Sanders
Jessica Grantham
Julia Iacoviello
Matty Greene
Administrative Assistants
Rachel Colson
Kyle Kilough
Lara Grant
Suzanne Lewis
C.J. Cervantes
Kate Ergenbright
Hannah Oley
Sarah Greene

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- In an indication of harsh economic times, reggae-enthusiasts were relegated to smoking five-dollar crack at Marley Fest.
- Clap Your Hands Say Boooooriiiiing!
- Graduating seniors will chuckle at those who need to wake up early to register for classes, until they realize that they are about to spend the next few years waking up early for jobs they hate.
- Yo mama is SO fat, her coronary artery is partially occluded, causing her to be at risk for long-term health problems, and could potentially lead to a massive myocardial infarction. Contact your physician today about the life-changing benefits of Lipitor.
- The only guns that should be allowed on campus are deez guns. *Points to biceps*
- I was gonna write an obligatory 4/20 Around Campus, but then I got high. Then I got high. Then I got high.
- A student moving out of his apartment will find the Oreo cookie he thought he’d lost on move-in day, and he’ll eat it.
- Pedestrians ill-prepared for exams will count the near-miss with a car as a missed opportunity.
- "Breh" is the new "Bro," brah.
- Graduating fraternity members will lament the fact that they wont have fun, friends, or sex in graduate school.
- Hot girls walking through West Campus on Saturday nights are straining to hold in wet, juicy farts until you pass them.
- The new frozen yogurt establishments are great for a light, healthy treat, but we recommend heaping on a pound of brownie bits, some butterscotch, and a few jumbo chocolate chips.
- Students thinking, “Hey, the revolving door in the PCL is working, the revolving door in the PCL is really working!” will end up trapped in the revolving door of the PCL.
- Hey President William Powers: We’ve been trying to get your attention for an entire year, and to this point you haven’t acknowledged our existence. Please, just shoot us an email or something. Oh, and turn to page 11.


