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or pick one up at the TSM desk in CMC 3-200. You don't necessarily have to write to be on staff — we're virtually always in need of administrative assistants, designers, and illustrators. Applications are accepted year-round. All positions are unpaid. Drop the applications at Walter Webb Hall, the temporary offices for TSM. Keep reading for more details.
Writing Staff
Include with your application at least three writing samples. Your samples should be funny and clever; ask other people what they think before you submit them. Any samples that include serious pieces (e.g., an article you wrote for the Daily Texan), film scripts, or self-referential work (e.g., "I am cool! Hire me.") will be disregarded. Poorly proofread samples will be laughed at and burned.
We only bring funny people onto the staff. Competition is fierce, and we judge your abilities based solely on your application.
Design Staff (Illustration and Layout)
Include with your application at least three design samples. We especially need people with Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, or InDesign experience. Other graphic skills - such as drawing or Macromedia Flash - are also appreciated.
Administrative Assistants
If you're just looking to get involved, this position may be perfect for you. Help out with publicity, distribution, ad sales, and various miscellaneous sundry while soaking up the prestige of being on staff. All AAs are given a four-week trial period during which they must prove their worthiness before they are considered "on staff."
Enthusiasm, ambition, and a willingness to do grunt work without bitching are key.
If you don't prove your worth, you'll be asked to leave.
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Editor-In-Chief Ross Luippold
Managing Editors
Stephen Short
Thejaswi Maruvada
Design Director Matt Hutcheson
Associate Editor Matt Ingebretson
Lead Designer Alyssa Peters
Publicity
Sara Nienkerk
Zak Kinnaird
Michael Prohaska
Web Team
Gatlin Johnson
Chelsey Delaney
Web Adviser Susan Payne
Writing Staff
Dan Treadway
Matt Lester
Jon Neal
Stephen Stecker
Malcom Wardlaw
Design Staff
Libby Sanders
Jessica Grantham
Julia Iacoviello
Matty Greene
Administrative Assistants
Rachel Colson
Kyle Kilough
Lara Grant
Suzanne Lewis
C.J. Cervantes
Kate Ergenbright
Hannah Oley
Sarah Greene
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- At least your Prius will be fuel efficient and environmentally friendly while it’s rapidly accelerating through the streets killing people.
- We’ll take this opportunity to jinx our basketball team. We’re calling it: UT Basketball National Championship 2010!
- That douchebag in the study room still thinks everyone loves listening to him play piano.
- Congratulations to Jordan Shipley for finally earning enough credits to graduate!
- Doppelganger week was a remarkable study in the vast divide between how beautiful you think you are versus how average you actually look in real life. Yes, I’m specifically referring
to you. - Thanks, UT Safety alert, but I don’t need an auxiliary reason to run screaming from the RLM.
- When there’s beer in the basement, frat guys stand adjacent.
- Realizing that he only has a few short months left in office, SG President Liam O’Rourke will use his authority to create an even larger cardboard cutout of himself in the Co-Op.
- As long as you maintain your proud tradition of attractive young women in athletic shorts, you can lose as many bowl games as you like, UT.
- Students anxious to see J.D. Salinger’s last essays in the Harry Ransom Center will be disappointed to find that they’re just Animorphs fan fictions.
- HEY GUYS SERIOUSLY COME USE THE LIBERAL ARTS WRITING CENTER IT’S SUPER HELPFUL I’M SERIOUS!!!!!
- Trust me bro, with every second of awkward eye contact on the bus, you’re winning her heart.
- Inside jokes will increase 22% over the next semester. Ain’t that right, Tony? Yyyyeah.
- If you thought you could just sleep through every lecture this semester and squeak by with an A, you were right. High-five.
- Turns out the study abroad assistant didn’t have an accent; that was a speech impediment. You did a funny impression, though.
- Your success in a Pass/Fail is merely dependent on whether you plan to get stoned all semester and eat Doritos in class or get stoned all semester and eat Doritos at home.
- It wasn’t very becoming of Kansas State to chant “We Own Texas!” after they beat us. At least we had the class to refrain from chanting “We Own Indoor Plumbing!” in response.
- Everyone on campus let out a commemorative “Ah fuck!” as the twelfth day of classes whizzed by once again.



